Tricking Quotes

June 24, 2012 Training

I took my favorite quotes from a daily calendar I received as a gift, and turned them into tricking quotes. Enjoy.


Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.

– Will Smith

Too many tricksters beat themselves up over not being able to do tricks they don’t want to do, to impress tricksters they don’t relate to.

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com


It is not meaning that we need but sight.

– Lawrence Durrell

It is not meaning that we need but tricking.

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com


Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.

– Marcus Aurelius

Very little is needed to make for happy tricking. It is all within yourself, in your way of tricking.

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com


To realize that the question does not matter is the first step toward answering it correctly.

– G.K. Chesterton

To realize that the trick does not matter is the first step toward landing it.

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com


A man is rich in proportion to the number of things which he can afford to let alone.

– Henry David Thoreau

A trickster is rich in proportion to the number of tricks and trick combos he has yet to land or invent.

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com


Great things are done when men and mountains meet; this is not done by jostling in the street.

– William Blake

Great tricks are done when grass and feet meet; they are not done by searching your name in the forums.

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com


It is only when we realize that life is taking us nowhere that it begins to have meaning.

– P.D. Ouspensky

It is only when we realize that tricking is taking us nowhere that it begins to have mustard.

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com


Don’t think. Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It’s self-conscious, and anything self-conscious is lousy. You can’t try to do things. You simply must do things.

– Ray Bradbury

Don’t blink. Blinking is the enemy of tricking. It’s hesitation, and all hesitation is doom. You can’t wait to do tricks. You simply must do tricks.

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com


Don’t Think: LOOK!

– Ludwig Wittgenstein

Don’t Look: TRICK!

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com

Picture of me on a page-a-day calendar


There was an artist in the city of Kouroo who was disposed to strive after perfection. One day it came into his mind to make a staff. Having considered that in an imperfect work time is an ingredient, but into a perfect work time does not enter, he said to himself: It shall be perfect in all respects, though I should do nothing else in my life.

– Henry David Thoreau

There was a trickster in a small town who was disposed to strive after perfection. One day it came into his mind to make a tricking sampler. Having considered that in an imperfect tricking sampler time is an ingredient, but into a perfect tricking sampler time does not enter, he said to himself: It shall be perfect in all respects, though I must spend my whole paycheck on hard drives, and lots of time managing multiple back ups of my video editing project and raw capture files.

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com


We are born. We eat sweet potatoes. Then we die.

– Easter Island Proverb

We are born. We do dubs. Then we die.

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com


This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we know what to do with it.

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

This tricking forum, like all tricking forums, is a very good one, if we keep to our own tricking.

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com


A monk asked: “What is the self?” Chao-chou said: “Have you eaten breakfast or not?” The monk said: “I have eaten.” “Then wash out your bowl,” said Chao-chou.

– Zen Mondo

A trickster asked: “What is the true meaning of tricking?” His friend responded: “Have you tricked today or not?” The trickster said: “I have tricked.” “Then wash your feet,” said his friend.

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com


We never do anything well till we cease to think about the manner of doing it.

– William Hazlitt

We never trick well till we cease to think about the manner of doing it.

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com


Rubbish! A useless collection of junk. Don’t be trying to teach apes to climb trees. These goods have been gathering dust on the shelves for two thousand years!

– Hakuin, On the Heart Sutra’s “Form is emptiness, emptiness is form.”

Rubbish! A useless collection of junk. Don’t be trying to teach tricksters j-step gainers and 540s. These moves have hundreds of tutorials already available. They’ve been done to death for a decade now and everybody already knows how to do them! Enough already!

– Jujimufu, To himself on his habit of (re)making basic tutorial walkthroughs on trickstutorials.com


I gained nothing at all from supreme enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called supreme enlightenment.

– The Buddha

I gained nothing at all from ultimate tricking, and for that very reason I’m suspicious that what I have attained isn’t actually ultimate tricking.

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com


Greed is the basic cause of misery. If you extinguish greed, you are clean and free wherever you are. The mountains, rivers and earth do not block the light of your eyes.

– She-Hsien

Envy is the basic cause of tricking frustration. If you extinguish tricking envy, you are clean and free and ready to trick. Big gatherings, hot new tricking youtube videos with hundreds of thousands of views, and up-and-coming tricksters will not discourage the stinging sensation you feel when you pee.

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com


A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.

– Ludwig Wittgenstein

A serious and good tricking sampler could be compiled consisting entirely of crashes… and hair banging

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com


There is no security in your mansions or your fortresses, your family vaults or your banks or your double beds. Understand this fact, and you will be free. Accept it and you will be happy.

– Christopher Ishwerwood

There is no security in your swing throughs, your miss legs and your doubles. Understand these things are only yours for a few short years, and you will be free. Accept it and you will be Pete_Man_Man has fast arms fast arms Pete_Man_Man has fast fast arms fast arms arms Pete_Man_Man!!!

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com


Tomorrow’s life is too late. Live today.

– Martial

Next year’s gathering is too late. Go to one this year.

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com


In order to swim one takes off all one’s clothes – in order to aspire to the truth one must undress in a far more inward sense, divest oneself of all one’s inward clothes, of thoughts, conceptions, selfishness, etc., before one is sufficiently naked.

– Soren Kierkegaard

Soren Kierkegaard never tricked naked.

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com


We are visitors on this planet. We are here for ninety or a hundred years at the very most. During that time we must try to do something good, something useful with our lives. Try to be at peace with yourself and help others share that peace. If you contribute to other people’s happiness, you will find the true goal, the true meaning of life.

– The Dalai Lama

We live for ninety or a hundred years at the most, and of those years will be actively tricking probably only five years, and likely up to only twenty years for a fortunate few. During your short stint with tricking, you must be grateful and excited that your health is such that you can participate in such a crazy activity. You must be kind to your fellow tricksters. If you help and encourage those who trick and those who express a desire to begin tricking and learn about it, you will find the true goal, you will find pancakes in your wallet.

– Jujimufu from trickstutorials.com

6 comments

  1. Josiah says:

    I will trick and bodybuild until I die and I will have many buckwheat pancakes in my wallet. However if I do this until I die, I won’t live that long. Oh well.

  2. Taegashi says:

    HAHAHAHA i died laughing through most of this

  3. Taegashi says:

    Juji if your reading this I have a spoof idea for ya d:

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Three random products!